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  1. Short:    1.000's of jokes to tickle your funnybone.
  2. Author:   Leejan Enterprises
  3. Uploader: David Pye (dpye@bkroom.apana.org.au)
  4. Type:     docs/misc
  5.  
  6.     WELL !! It's here at last, the disk the World has been waiting for. 
  7. The Jokin' Around Disk. Choc-a-block with jokes of all descriptions. As you
  8. already know, some of these jokes are rude, crude, vulgar, stupid, gross,
  9. ridiculous, insane, and generally good for a giggle. We take NO responsibility
  10. for any offence taken by reading these jokes. They have been collected from
  11. many sources over a period of about one year and quite a number of them have
  12. been transferred from other operating systems. So, we didn't write them, we 
  13. just spent an incredible amount of time collecting, compiling and sorting 
  14. them out. 
  15.    As far as we're concerned, you can do whatever you like with these files,
  16. just be aware that someone else typed the text and although there may not be
  17. a copyright notice with each file, the text is still copyrighted by the
  18. original writer (whoever that may be - copyright usually expires 50 years 
  19. after the death of the author). If you want to use the text in any commercial
  20. way, you can simply read a joke, then type it in your own words!! Easy ain't
  21. it!! 
  22.  
  23.    All of the text files were obtained from Public Domain or Freely
  24. Distributable Sources and may be freely copied.
  25.  
  26.    Now go for it, forget the mortgage payments, don't worry about tomorrow,
  27. warm up your laughing gear and have a bloody good laugh!!!!
  28.  
  29.  
  30. ============================= Archive contents =============================
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  32. Original  Packed Ratio    Date     Time    Name
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  34.    23692   23221  1.9% 04-Jan-92 20:52:24  c/More
  35.     1304     538 58.7% 23-Aug-02 10:29:00  jokes_1/Computer_Definitions.info
  36.    12677    4951 60.9% 23-Aug-02 07:12:54  jokes_1/Definitions
  37.     1304     537 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:29:50  jokes_1/Minnie_the_Micro.info
  38.     1304     539 58.6% 23-Aug-02 10:29:20  jokes_1/Polish_Application.info
  39.     1988    1025 48.4% 23-Aug-02 09:31:36  jokes_1/ReadMe
  40.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:28:50  jokes_1/Welfare_Applications.info
  41.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:28:18  jokes_1/Zodiac_Signs.info
  42.      811     462 43.0% 23-Aug-02 10:36:42  jokes_1/.info
  43.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:29:10  jokes_1/Beer.info
  44.     4777    1903 60.1% 23-Aug-02 07:12:42  jokes_1/Disclaimers
  45.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:23:12  jokes_1/Exam_Answers.info
  46.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:23:08  jokes_1/Getting_Old.info
  47.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:35:06  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_5.info
  48.     4639    1973 57.4% 23-Aug-02 07:16:54  jokes_1/Minnie_the_Micro
  49.     8960    3653 59.2% 23-Aug-02 07:19:30  jokes_1/School_Notes
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  51.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:28:22  jokes_1/About_Telephones.info
  52.     1304     539 58.6% 23-Aug-02 10:29:14  jokes_1/Computer_Dictionary.info
  53.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:21:36  jokes_1/Computer_Prayer.info
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  55.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:28:26  jokes_1/Programming_Definitions.info
  56.    16791    6982 58.4% 23-Aug-02 07:17:04  jokes_1/The_Mens_Room
  57.     1304     538 58.7% 23-Aug-02 10:23:14  jokes_1/USA_1989.info
  58.    17577    7919 54.9% 23-Aug-02 07:18:48  jokes_1/USA_Calendar
  59.     4458    1876 57.9% 23-Aug-02 07:13:48  jokes_1/About_Telephones
  60.     1624     380 76.6% 23-Aug-02 07:13:10  jokes_1/Computer_Prayer
  61.     2762     891 67.7% 23-Aug-02 07:13:00  jokes_1/Data_Definitions
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  64.    62653   24311 61.1% 23-Aug-02 07:43:58  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_2
  65.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:35:12  jokes_1/System_Analyst_Test.info
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  68.     4777    1966 58.8% 23-Aug-02 07:12:36  jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_1
  69.     2607     904 65.3% 23-Aug-02 07:12:30  jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_2
  70.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:28:44  jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_2.info
  71.    57682   25268 56.1% 23-Aug-02 07:44:32  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_3
  72.    53214   23569 55.7% 23-Aug-02 07:45:34  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_4
  73.    55497   24543 55.7% 23-Aug-02 08:25:22  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_5
  74.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:34:38  jokes_1/ReadMe.info
  75. : From Leejan Enterprises P.O. Box 66 Happy Valley S.A. 5159
  76.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:29:26  jokes_1/Deteriorata.info
  77.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:29:30  jokes_1/Insurance_Quotes.info
  78.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:34:48  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_2.info
  79.    53321   23401 56.1% 23-Aug-02 08:25:40  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_6
  80.    53516   23116 56.8% 23-Aug-02 08:26:00  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_7
  81.     4982    1886 62.1% 23-Aug-02 07:19:18  jokes_1/System_Analyst_Test
  82.    11565    4735 59.0% 23-Aug-02 07:19:12  jokes_1/The_Beginning
  83.     4320    1632 62.2% 23-Aug-02 07:18:32  jokes_1/Zodiac_Signs
  84.     4163    1537 63.0% 23-Aug-02 07:13:42  jokes_1/And_He_Said
  85.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:29:04  jokes_1/Book_Titles.info
  86.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:28:14  jokes_1/Confuscious_Says.info
  87.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:29:46  jokes_1/Employee_Performances.info
  88.     5271    1580 70.0% 23-Aug-02 07:17:10  jokes_1/Market_Survey
  89.     3840    1447 62.3% 23-Aug-02 07:19:42  jokes_1/Responses
  90.     9127    4093 55.1% 23-Aug-02 07:19:04  jokes_1/Things_You_Don't_Hear
  91.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:23:20  jokes_1/USA_Calendar.info
  92.     2086     533 74.4% 23-Aug-02 07:13:26  jokes_1/Computer_Definitions
  93.     5347    2073 61.2% 23-Aug-02 07:17:16  jokes_1/Insurance_Quotes
  94.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:35:22  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_6.info
  95.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:35:18  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_7.info
  96.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:28:56  jokes_1/Murphy's_Military_Laws.info
  97.     1304     539 58.6% 23-Aug-02 10:28:38  jokes_1/School_Notes.info
  98.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:22:00  jokes_1/The_Mens_Room.info
  99.     3653    1234 66.2% 23-Aug-02 07:13:36  jokes_1/Beer
  100.     4328    1488 65.6% 23-Aug-02 07:13:16  jokes_1/Computer_Glossary
  101.     3826    1269 66.8% 22-Apr-90 04:26:36  jokes_1/Famous_Sayings
  102.     1304     537 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:16:22  jokes_1/Famous_Sayings.info
  103.    10133    4323 57.3% 23-Aug-02 07:17:32  jokes_1/Getting_Old
  104.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:15:42  jokes_1/Market_Survey.info
  105.     1304     539 58.6% 23-Aug-02 10:15:46  jokes_1/Programmers_Definition.info
  106.     1304     539 58.6% 23-Aug-02 10:29:40  jokes_1/Responses.info
  107.     5259    2045 61.1% 23-Aug-02 07:13:30  jokes_1/Book_Titles
  108.     5938    2248 62.1% 23-Aug-02 07:13:06  jokes_1/Confuscious_Says
  109.    21524    6941 67.7% 23-Aug-02 07:17:24  jokes_1/Hacking_Test
  110.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:35:00  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_4.info
  111.     2392     727 69.6% 23-Aug-02 07:16:36  jokes_1/Polish_Application
  112.     5358    1770 66.9% 23-Aug-02 07:20:00  jokes_1/Programmers_Definition
  113.     2454     804 67.2% 23-Aug-02 07:19:48  jokes_1/Religion
  114.     2886    1041 63.9% 23-Aug-02 07:18:38  jokes_1/Welfare_Applications
  115.     3610    1342 62.8% 23-Aug-02 07:13:20  jokes_1/Computer_Dictionary
  116.     1304     532 59.2% 23-Aug-02 10:15:56  jokes_1/Disclaimers.info
  117.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:34:54  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_3.info
  118.     1304     532 59.2% 23-Aug-02 10:15:52  jokes_1/Parables.info
  119.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:16:28  jokes_1/Religion.info
  120.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:16:02  jokes_1/Science_Fiction_Quiz.info
  121.     2434     804 66.9% 23-Aug-02 07:19:22  jokes_1/Self_Diagnosis
  122.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:22:22  jokes_1/What_You_Eat.info
  123.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:22:28  jokes_1/And_He_Said.info
  124.     1304     537 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:22:32  jokes_1/Computer_Glossary.info
  125.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:21:56  jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_1.info
  126.     2838     812 71.3% 23-Aug-02 07:16:48  jokes_1/Murphy's_Military_Laws
  127.     3737    1530 59.0% 23-Aug-02 07:19:54  jokes_1/Programming_Definitions
  128.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:29:34  jokes_1/The_Beginning.info
  129.    13738    5396 60.7% 23-Aug-02 07:14:06  jokes_1/What_You_Eat
  130.     1304     531 59.2% 23-Aug-02 10:21:12  jokes_1/Definitions.info
  131.     2800     789 71.8% 23-Aug-02 07:12:24  jokes_1/Employee_Performances
  132.    17362    8007 53.8% 23-Aug-02 07:13:58  jokes_1/Fortune_Cookie_Sayings
  133.     1304     535 58.9% 23-Aug-02 10:21:32  jokes_1/Fortune_Cookie_Sayings.info
  134.     1304     537 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:34:44  jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_1.info
  135.     8465    3129 63.0% 23-Aug-02 07:16:42  jokes_1/Parables
  136.     1304     533 59.1% 23-Aug-02 10:21:16  jokes_1/Things_You_Don't_Hear.info
  137.     1304     534 59.0% 23-Aug-02 10:21:26  jokes_1/Hacking_Test.info
  138.     1304     536 58.8% 23-Aug-02 10:21:22  jokes_1/Self_Diagnosis.info
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